i updated my FB status to “diamonds are forever” and facebook instantly “recommends” these pages: bitches.
Category Archives: WTF
Making foucault proud
April 25, 2011 – 8:09 am
you guys think im joking when i dont update the blog with quality posts and you know, stuff that rocks your day. but it’s that time of life, when my daily conversations have been reduced to this: me:im a duck Owl: are you? me: yes i mean quack Owl: Fail. me:so’s your face. Owl: This [...]
multiple wins and some losses.
March 29, 2011 – 3:37 am
my boss has an amazing sense of humour. subtle, dark, and gets you completely off guard. my colleague and i got an email from him yesterday with instructions to “please coordinate”. the email in it’s entirety: Original Message—– From: David Williams [mailto:dwills202@gmx.com] Sent: Saturday, March 26, 2011 11:43 PM To: recipient list not shown: Subject: [...]
Recapping insanity.
March 28, 2011 – 6:28 am
when thinking about the direction you’re going to take, it helps to look back at where you’ve come from. puts things in perspective. 28 march 2004: when ms shetty came, hell broke lose. i took my dictaphone, placed it right under her mike, and took a back seat to watch the show. it was hilarious, [...]
^This. Like A Boss
March 27, 2011 – 3:51 am
when i grow up, i want to be so rich, that i can rent men… to destroy my 6-month old lamborghini gallardo with sledgehammers. — when i grow up and i’m 81 and have degenerative arthritis, i want to take a roadtrip like these guys: — when i grow up and become someone important, i want [...]
Gold
March 20, 2011 – 2:17 am
Pay my respects to grace and virtue Send my condolences to good Give my regards to soul and romance, They always did the best they could And so long to devotion You taught me everything I know Wave goodbye Wish me well.. You’ve gotta let me go – the killers “So habibi, ask me anything.” [...]
Irony – and support – brought to you by Microsoft
March 14, 2011 – 4:02 am
… yeah okay, i got no words. someone needs to tell microsoft to make this “help” page “helpful” [helpful [ˈhɛlpfʊl] adj., serving a useful function].
burning witches – made easier with flow chart.
March 13, 2011 – 7:41 am
there wasnt going to be an update today. but then the internet won.
Fontastic
March 2, 2011 – 7:35 am
i love it! i love it! i love it so much, that im going repost it, even though i wasnt supposed to blog today. im also going to blog it to confirm my roommate’s observations about my OCDs. im OCD, but on limited fronts. like TP orientation. TP orientation: not to be taken lightly. fonts: [...]
Gandalf vs Dumbledore – no contest
February 3, 2011 – 7:17 pm
failbook win. there’s batman’s comment. and then there were 280 other comments. which i read through. all of them. because i too, am the bowss. there were comment evaluating the merits and demerits of the wizard and the magician (which i found riveting): Curious says: So, it is said that Gandalf is a demi-god. This [...]
internet FTW
January 25, 2011 – 7:13 am
the internets is the brilliant. if this demotivational poster wasnt brilliant enough, the commentors trolling it are pure genius… Raul says: If only Erwin Schrödinger was alive to see this… Reply kaklak says: or do you mean dead? Reply Chris M. says: …maybe he is. Did anybody look in the box? Reply CrazySteve13 says: Damn you. [...]
because he’s worth it…
January 23, 2011 – 7:24 am
it would be convenient to have a boyfriend who carried lipgloss. weird, wrong, but convenient. via cracked.
can we not “trivialize” this
January 18, 2011 – 5:50 am
and “under” is just wrong! thanks halai, turns out it was the second unread item on my best of wikipedia feed. toilet paper orientation Gilda Carle, a therapist and Cottonelle consultant, offers her theories on character traits: If you roll over, you like taking charge, crave organization and are likely to over-achieve. If you roll [...]