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that must count for something?

SD: Jesus was 32 when he died. what have you done with your life? me: uh… uh… well, i know i havent written a book… SD: Jesus was 32 when he died. what have you done with your life? me: uh… i have followers on twitter (?)

on being vulnerable

a year ago Pakistan was hit by the worst floods in its history, affecting 20 million people. a year later, 800,000 people are still internally displaced, and the situation looks like this:  there’s a beautiful collection of pictures from the flood @ The Atlantic’s In Focus. there’s a collection of beautiful photographs from pakistan 2 weeks [...]

Stuff copyrights are made for.

Ladies and gentlemen, we give you, my grand business plan.

A “stark” contrast

this, is not the same as this.  i dont understand.

internet, NO! (even though you have the handsome)

“flex muscle and make sensual hair.” no, fabio! down, boy! and if you cant get enough of his handsome, like i couldnt, he’s also on twitter.

brain fail.

(that was the first thought that came to my mind when i saw this picture. im sure there’s a legit reason for arms and heads randomly sticking out of water). dear internet, please dont hate me for defacing a perfectly good picture, probably by some very talented photographer. im too cute to get in trouble. [...]

FML – FOREVER ALONE special.

pretty much. except my eyes are smaller. umm… on an unrelated note, people have been visiting the State by googling for “reasons why i deserve a promotion”. and hitting this post. which is 3rd in google search results.   a) i’m sorry the post isnt much help. b) dude, if you need to “google” reasons for why [...]

this better be worth it.

it’s 7:57 pm and im still at work, thinking about leaving, but afraid that if i do, the sky will collapse and the world will stop spinning. my other coherent thoughts have been that i need to hire someone to moisturize my feet (since i cant seem to find time), and that i really, REALLY [...]

cat particles

is it not fitting then, to not have a cat, but to have a name for it. except that the name is for me, and not the cat that isnt? that cat that is both present but yet not, shall be called schodinger’s cat. except my name will have to be changed from hemlock to [...]

like a bowss II

so we’re looking for furniture and owl picked out some great stuff at dubizzle. i think i want to open another blog to review for-sale/give-away items available on dubizzle. except im hardly maintaining this blog these days. i seem to have developed a case of “the dumbs”. but yes, a sofa fit for a queen. [...]

that’s got to be painful.

yeeouch!

********!

i’d TOTALLY forgotten. i turn 30 in 15 days. holy crap. somebody get me out of here…! *turns heavenwards to implore God*

challenge accepted.

ok, my dear one and a half very demanding readers who arent happy with me posting nick holmes, 9gag, failbook, demotivationals, creative criminals, fml, twss, texts from last night or the vast collection of websites i troll. actually that’s not true, i only read the first three links and sometimes creative criminals. the rest kill [...]

that’s one way of doing it.

thanks. or not.


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