when i grow up, i want to be so rich, that i can rent men… to destroy my 6-month old lamborghini gallardo with sledgehammers. — when i grow up and i’m 81 and have degenerative arthritis, i want to take a roadtrip like these guys: — when i grow up and become someone important, i want [...]
Category Archives: Things People Say
that fine line between hilarious and cyber bullying
March 22, 2011 – 5:08 am
so you live under a rock and dont know what justin bieber looks like. the internet hates him because he’s “cute”, and “famous”. and makes everyone else who hasnt catapult to fame overnight or been discovered by usher feel worthless. at this point, it’s about how he’s become an international symbol for ridicule. the internet facilitates and [...]
Gold
March 20, 2011 – 2:17 am
Pay my respects to grace and virtue Send my condolences to good Give my regards to soul and romance, They always did the best they could And so long to devotion You taught me everything I know Wave goodbye Wish me well.. You’ve gotta let me go – the killers “So habibi, ask me anything.” [...]
[insert a smile and a nod]
March 15, 2011 – 3:55 am
bald eagle and i have a great working relationship. as in, it works wonderfully. i harass him no end and he takes it gracefully and in good humour. in short, i positively adore him. a few weeks ago when i was at the yas marina circuit drift thingamajig, i told him about my encounter with [...]
let’s delay our misery
February 24, 2011 – 8:00 am
“stuff no one told me” is one of my favourite blogs out there. it’s smart, poignant, funny, and very wise. today’s post is epically awesome because a) it is – it’s just that great. and b) it’s a thought that’s been on my mind frequently these days. some friends of friends discovered me in dubai [...]
On expanding horizons
February 23, 2011 – 6:22 am
we interrupt your regularly scheduled blog about gaddafi’s fashion sense (via Adnan – and man, that dude was hot 30 years ago) to clarify our position over Owlie’s last post (which might be inaccessible to some of you): My roomie Hem has a thing with waiters, cashiers and drivers. They all love her. But then, everyone [...]
the one in which i ‘appear’ intelligent.
February 20, 2011 – 3:10 am
a while ago i designed an avatar for me to put up on my twitter account (which has since been collecting cobwebs – the account, not the avatar). i really liked the avatar and wanted to actually look like it. (except if you look at it too closely, i seem to have a soul patch). [...]
Quote of the day
January 10, 2011 – 5:54 am
“I AM NOT MOCKING YOUR COOKING! I AM EATING IT! It was lunch.” – Owl
Shawty got it goin’ on.
January 5, 2011 – 3:45 am
I briefly met up with a friend yesterday and as we were saying goodbyes, he goes: “OMG! you’re so short!” WTF?!!! “I’ve known you for over six months and we’ve hung out often enough…” “Yeah, i know, I just realised… you’re kinda short” I have so many responses to this but unfortunately they are all [...]
It’s the food talkin’
January 2, 2011 – 4:02 pm
T2 and I caught up with Mr & Mrs Mouts for sheesha and got talking about everything. Mouts was explaining how he’d wanted to stay longer in China but had to come back since his wife was alone in Dxbland. At which I mentioned to T2 I’d offered to take Mrs Mouts clubbing, except M2 [...]
Underlying math
December 30, 2010 – 4:58 am
Watching Jon Stewart on the Oprah Show – or more like Oprah on The Daily Show on Oprah – SD commented on the dude’s brilliance. me:there’s plenty of brilliant people out there. i suppose it helps being Jew if one wants to make it big on american media… T2: is Oprah a Jew? me & [...]
the most uneventful event of the year.
December 22, 2010 – 7:31 am
so as chance would have it, i ended up at the GnR (rebirth/reloaded) concert in abu dhabi about a weekend ago. having come from a mostly well adjusted teenage, i never got into the whole emo / goth scene. i always knew i was going to be a trophy wife when i grew up, so i [...]
There was a typo on the business cards.
December 21, 2010 – 3:35 am
Colleague: Hemlock, what’s your designation? 0_o me: Queen of Hearts Colleague: Ha ha, funny girl. I mean the official designation. me: Her Honourable Excellency the Most Supreme Queen of Hearts? but only the red ones. not the black or cold ones.