this, is not the same as this. i dont understand.
Category Archives: The Social Experiment
the lovables
July 15, 2011 – 5:36 pm
I wanna write you a blob, i promise, but i keep on getting distracted by life, and things. like this. ketteh had actually fallen asleep on the keyboard while i was attempting to check my 5000+ or so unread items on google reader. *sigh*. forever alone it is, i guess. (right now it’s fallen asleep [...]
this better be worth it.
July 4, 2011 – 11:57 am
it’s 7:57 pm and im still at work, thinking about leaving, but afraid that if i do, the sky will collapse and the world will stop spinning. my other coherent thoughts have been that i need to hire someone to moisturize my feet (since i cant seem to find time), and that i really, REALLY [...]
The one in which i have a midlife crisis.
June 27, 2011 – 3:44 pm
Ten days and no blob. What FAIL. It’s not that im super busy. It’s a combination of things like not having time at work to goof off (imagine that, tough luck, han?), or the energy, brain bower or internet at home to come up with something worthy. Oh. And somewhere along the last week, I [...]
bedtime stories II
June 15, 2011 – 2:06 am
if only hemlock could tell tales (= T2 thinks i should start writing my book. i think if i did that, governments would fall, heads would roll. including mine.
And so it comes to this.
June 13, 2011 – 1:49 am
“Get up, we’re going to get groceries,” Owl said shortly after I returned from work. “*Long suffering sigh* Does that mean I have to wear pants?” was my pained response. There are some days you just don’t feel like wearing pants. Yesterday was one of them. I’d been properly attired ALL day, and I just [...]
The one about drones [with pictures]
June 3, 2011 – 7:35 am
disclaimer: i typed out the following blog last week and still think it deserves to go up. just as a reminder to myself that i need to be less forgiving of jerks i keep around myself. I don’t like talking. And I believe I can count on my fingers the number of people I [...]
ishq alatool.
June 1, 2011 – 10:30 am
so i banged snoopy up pretty bad today. like really bad. i mean, in comparison, this incident seems like a joke. which it was, considering i DID get the scratches out using brake oil :) this time around, i’ve exceeded expectations like no expectations were ever exceeded before. so i msged owl saying, hey, guess what! [...]
on the future and other jokes
May 30, 2011 – 2:51 am
when chicks ignore their blogs, you know there’s a guy in the picture. when i stop updating, you know it’s work related. i have a blog ready and all fired up to go, yet no time to hit the publish button. who’d have thunk my life would be reduced to the following conversation: my email [...]
Tuesday’s happy thoughts.
May 24, 2011 – 5:01 am
there arent any. instead, there are pictures. (it is tuesday, right? please dear god let it be tuesday). hahahaha. i hate it when i lose my black friend in the dark. AHAHAHAHA. i want a black friend too! in the dark… ehm. ctrl x-men. LOVE IT! i know right? ferris wheels are so flaky these [...]
Options arent all they are made out to be.
May 22, 2011 – 1:56 am
my brain is EX-PLODING! ha.ha. geddit? “ex” ploding? me: *sigh* i’ve pissed him off real bad, he hasnt msged in 3 days. owl: good. he’s a jerk. me: maybe i should msg him? something like “i love you” owl: HEMLOCK!!!!!1!!11!!!22@!!@!! NO! me: what? then i’ll be like, “sorry, wrong window” i passed out around midnight [...]
there’s also a warning sign that says “stay away”.
May 19, 2011 – 7:59 am
i recently changed my desks at work, which meant packing up all the knick-knacks like my F150 truck, zen garden, laser gun and more importantly random posters i’d stuck up. including one that said “STOP, you’re working too hard.” About a month ago, Owl had sent me this poster and OBVIOUSLY, it had to go up: AH! [...]
Nevermore
May 16, 2011 – 4:51 am
chatting with my brother a few weeks ago, our conversation went something like this: me: BHAIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ze: Jeeee me: ive started smoking. like, for real. :D ze: Wow How did this happen? and when? I thought u had tried and failed so many times :p me: i found the right ones lol [insert brand name] [...]