so you live under a rock and dont know what justin bieber looks like. the internet hates him because he’s “cute”, and “famous”. and makes everyone else who hasnt catapult to fame overnight or been discovered by usher feel worthless. at this point, it’s about how he’s become an international symbol for ridicule. the internet facilitates and [...]
Category Archives: The Mad Critic
consistency.
March 10, 2011 – 4:41 am
we has that. remember men in suits? here’s one more courtesy Mr Holmes: related listening. – on the subject of fonts: wait, what…? (im digging the strip).
the day reading died.
March 7, 2011 – 4:48 am
the internet yeah, it allows you to stalk random strangers who may share your interests. you “follow” their google profiles and see their “shared” items, and learn new things without ever needing to interact with a human bean. (evar again, forever alone). one of such people i “follow” shared this link today: One day in [...]
Fontastic
March 2, 2011 – 7:35 am
i love it! i love it! i love it so much, that im going repost it, even though i wasnt supposed to blog today. im also going to blog it to confirm my roommate’s observations about my OCDs. im OCD, but on limited fronts. like TP orientation. TP orientation: not to be taken lightly. fonts: [...]
I can has death wish…
February 25, 2011 – 5:56 pm
There is not a sensation in the world like being covered in fumes, tire smoke and shreds of a pro drift car tearin two feet away from your face. they were doin this: while i stood here: I love you yas marina circuit. p.s. i’d put up real pictures, except i dont think im supposed [...]
Gandalf vs Dumbledore – no contest
February 3, 2011 – 7:17 pm
failbook win. there’s batman’s comment. and then there were 280 other comments. which i read through. all of them. because i too, am the bowss. there were comment evaluating the merits and demerits of the wizard and the magician (which i found riveting): Curious says: So, it is said that Gandalf is a demi-god. This [...]
can we not “trivialize” this
January 18, 2011 – 5:50 am
and “under” is just wrong! thanks halai, turns out it was the second unread item on my best of wikipedia feed. toilet paper orientation Gilda Carle, a therapist and Cottonelle consultant, offers her theories on character traits: If you roll over, you like taking charge, crave organization and are likely to over-achieve. If you roll [...]
Hubba hubba
January 8, 2011 – 3:50 pm
I’d blog about my Friday but it was too awesome for words. I was in a fluorescent green jacket that said “event staff” taking pictures at an exotic drag race at the yas marina. Right next to the concrete strip. Umm. Where modified jeeps were doing 0-220kmph in 10.2 seconds. When I spoke with one [...]
Creative License?
December 24, 2010 – 5:28 pm
Well i mean technically, yes, AED 130 is starting from AED 5… remember folks, fungus makes for a great gift.
the most uneventful event of the year.
December 22, 2010 – 7:31 am
so as chance would have it, i ended up at the GnR (rebirth/reloaded) concert in abu dhabi about a weekend ago. having come from a mostly well adjusted teenage, i never got into the whole emo / goth scene. i always knew i was going to be a trophy wife when i grew up, so i [...]
les enfants
December 16, 2010 – 8:45 am
look at this picture. and tell me it didnt make you smile. i like this kid. she’s gonna grow up to be a prima donna. more importantly though, i smiled because there are three people behind her who are all amused cuz of her. nice. i am the like. i am the like, yes, but zis [...]
Self portraits
December 11, 2010 – 3:36 pm
i feel you caketrooper: My lego men are back! me: I wanna be a lego person a-z: hahahahaha sure why not me: Cuz I’m 5′ 6″ About 5′ 4.5″ too tall a-z: you’ll be portable then me: :( That. Is true I will also be crushable a-z: i love how the lego people are always [...]
then i’m set for life
October 16, 2010 – 9:59 am
AVB down, maya to go. peppermint spammed my cell with texts for armin’s concert. 23 points for target marketing. oh. also, let’s add a moroccan to this list. <3