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you’re a wonderfully unique person

December 9, 2011 – 6:49 am

and so are you and you and you. season’s greeting from old spice.

By hemlock | Also posted in Humour | Comments (0)

Scary.

October 31, 2011 – 4:23 pm

cant decide which i like more; the song or the video.

By hemlock | Comments (0)

“the last bastion of automotive lust” indeed.

October 28, 2011 – 3:43 pm

endangered species

By hemlock | Also posted in Humour | Comments (0)

snow leopards of pakistan.

September 23, 2011 – 8:19 am

part 1 of the must watch documentary. not to be confused with domestic cats.

By hemlock | Also posted in Three Beautiful Things, Travel | Comments (10)

August 6, 2011 – 4:14 pm

I’m not a huge fan of the United Nations. In fact, I find the body a synonym for collective impotency. For example, they needed a “petition” to pressure Burma to release 5% of political prisoners. Really? That said, nothing takes away from the brilliance of this ad campaign. In any case, I hate the new [...]

By hemlock | Comments (18)

A “stark” contrast

July 30, 2011 – 5:59 am

this, is not the same as this.  i dont understand.

By hemlock | Also posted in The Social Experiment, Things I Shouldn't Ever Write About, WTF | Comments (13)

one black coffee please

July 26, 2011 – 3:46 pm

doesnt get old.

By hemlock | Comments (2)

brain fail.

July 21, 2011 – 8:24 am

(that was the first thought that came to my mind when i saw this picture. im sure there’s a legit reason for arms and heads randomly sticking out of water). dear internet, please dont hate me for defacing a perfectly good picture, probably by some very talented photographer. im too cute to get in trouble. [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in Unji, WTF | Comments (14)

Daughter today, tramp tomorrow.

April 27, 2011 – 9:12 am

Abercrombie & Fitch came under fire this spring for introducing the “Ashley,” a push-up bra for girls who normally are too young to have anything to push up. Originally it was marketed for girls as young as 7, but after public outcry, it raised its intended audience to the wise old age of 12. I [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in Things I Shouldn't Ever Write About | Comments (2)

On rebooting the world

April 26, 2011 – 5:01 am

Dear Internet, i promise i dont mean to break you. but i cannot remember how i came to this link im going to post now, so if anyone remembers referring it to me, speak now, or forever hold your peace. love hem. If, in some cataclysm, all of scientific knowledge were to be destroyed, and only [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in The Social Experiment, Unji | Comments (13)

decapitated.

March 30, 2011 – 4:30 pm

i’m sitting here, with this blank expression, the way i feel, i wanna curl up like a child… If i told you once, i told you twice, you can see it in my eyes, im all cried out, with nothing to say, I need you, you need me, this is so plain to see and [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in Pakistanis | Comments (4)

multiple wins and some losses.

March 29, 2011 – 3:37 am

my boss has an amazing sense of humour. subtle, dark, and gets you completely off guard. my colleague and i got an email from him yesterday with instructions to “please coordinate”. the email in it’s entirety: Original Message—– From: David Williams [mailto:dwills202@gmx.com] Sent: Saturday, March 26, 2011 11:43 PM To: recipient list not shown: Subject: [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in The Social Experiment, WTF | Comments (4)

^This. Like A Boss

March 27, 2011 – 3:51 am

when i grow up, i want to be so rich, that i can rent men… to destroy my 6-month old lamborghini gallardo with sledgehammers. — when i grow up and i’m 81 and have degenerative arthritis, i want to take a roadtrip like these guys: — when i grow up and become someone important, i want [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in Family, Humour, Things People Say, WTF | Comments (2)

Pensive dog is pensive.

March 24, 2011 – 4:08 am

 i really, really, really, REALLY want this dog. like REALLY. (look into those eyes and tell me if you can look away).

By hemlock | Also posted in love, The Social Experiment | Comments (3)

that fine line between hilarious and cyber bullying

March 22, 2011 – 5:08 am

so you live under a rock and dont know what justin bieber looks like. the internet hates him because he’s “cute”, and “famous”. and makes everyone else who hasnt catapult to fame overnight or been discovered by usher feel worthless. at this point, it’s about how he’s become an international symbol for ridicule. the internet facilitates and [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in The Social Experiment, Things I Shouldn't Ever Write About, Things People Say | Comments (10)

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