i LOVE dan piraro. the guy is a frickin genius. he’s probably the only dude i’ve ever sent out an email to saying i loved their work. and remember, he replied (choti choti khushiyan). read his blog this morning, figured out why i LIKE the guy so much. “I hate the fact that I even know who Kim [...]
Category Archives: Ramblings
Monkey business
January 6, 2011 – 6:56 am
So, yeah. clearly i hadnt been feeling inadequate enough about my job, my relationships, my finances… my entire frigging existence, and i NEEDED the point about being ‘a burden on society’ and ‘a waste of resources’ to be driven home… because you see, that’s what happens when you find out parrots can talk, dogs can [...]
Egotistical maniac is not on the grid
January 4, 2011 – 5:17 am
So last night I’m trying to fill out these serious looking forms while Owl is chattering on about why the Nepalese people quit their country – because of the strong smell of yak cheese (ingredients). And she’s telling me this AS she’s making herself a grilled yak-cheese sammich. After a failed attempt at having parsley [...]
5 reasons the internet should be banned at work
September 16, 2010 – 6:36 am
i thought about doing a super deep post but really, all i can think about right now is starting my weekend, food, and that i want this sofa: im not a huge fan of clutter or furniture in general (when friends come over to my place, they are invited to sit on floor cushions), but [...]
the one in which i return to ‘normal’.
August 22, 2010 – 2:43 am
i’d been epically depressed for a while. SD concluded it’s been the lack of food – with the chemicals messing around in my head. i kinda agree with the sentiment, except if it all boils down to chemicals, is emotion real? do we even feel? so i trudged on, in languid symphony (i dont know [...]
this is for you. and you. and you, you filthy slob rotting in your mom’s basement.
May 18, 2010 – 7:32 am
you know how much i love you guys right, and how i hate not updating… it’s because of this awesome relationship we have where you totally love me… and i… well yeah. you totally love me: did anyone ever watch crystal maze? where they had these stupid tasks that needed to be done within specific [...]
this post is not about iron man 2
May 3, 2010 – 3:58 am
i’m a huge fan of playing tricks on my brain, especially when they dont involve chemicals. i woke up a few nights ago “hallucinating” – at least that’s how my friends explained me seeing “red and green fireflies buzzing all over my room” as. go here and trip your brains out. (i hear nothing when [...]
the one where i went off my rocker
April 13, 2010 – 2:03 am
someone from the republic of moldova visited the State. i had to google it (cuz i was like, hang on, isnt maldovia a country in the princess diaries)… yeah. im kinda ignorant like that. so i was reading up on moldova, and MS goes: “oh, Ozone are from moldova” uh, Ozone? “havent you heard that [...]
Frogs eat what bugs them.
March 24, 2010 – 2:55 am
t’s wednesday. yes, that’s news for me. im frickin’ hungry. the fact that i’m hungry is unrelated to what day of the week it is. i need to learn to use a crossbow. on people who annoy me. here’s why expressin’ myself in 140 characters never made sense to me: It may sound counterintuitive, but [...]
mirror! mirror! on the net…
September 30, 2009 – 4:10 am
i think about updating. i swear i do. and then my thoughts go back to this: truer words were never spoken. the thing is, it’s so apt, it’s scary. i rarely dream, but when i do, sometimes i tell owl about them. and then halfway through the conversation, as i hear myself speak, a voice [...]
22 husbands at 100 = 1 every 4.55 years
September 15, 2009 – 7:57 am
if you read anything today, make it these two stories: Centenarian desires 23rd husband A 107-year-old Malaysian woman has said she wants to get married again, for the 23rd time, as she fears her husband wants to leave her, says a report. makes me sad. i never want to be 107 years old. i was [...]
from nothing the universe was created
July 8, 2009 – 4:45 am
and then came mascara. all ive wanted to do, in the last two days, is to wear mascara. That’s all. ive been craving mascara. for two days. it makes batting lashes at people more – intense. (depending on which mascara you are using). but no one has any! i chked with the 5 or so [...]
there’s more to tigers than just stripes.
May 21, 2009 – 4:35 am
i grew up reading archie comics. (i wouldnt have, had i known different). probably the only story i remember from those kilos and kilos of comics goes like this: archie to mr lodge: “how does someone get as rich as you mr lodge?” mr lodge: “well archie, you work hard and make so much money [...]
sooo, that would make me sizzling hot!
April 11, 2009 – 10:38 pm
it would! we already know my unofficial IQ :D according to this study involving some 15,000 respondents, “there is a clear … positive association between physical attractiveness and intelligence. The more physically attractive … respondents are, the more intelligent they are.” we already know i’m smart, and by applying reverse logic, that would make me – [...]
Overwhelmed, underpaid, kissed in the park
March 19, 2009 – 10:12 am
(we interrupt your regularly scheduled blogging to bring to you an insufferable rant because hemlock is hyperventilating. regular blogging will resume either with monologist’s return or when hemlock collects her marbles – which seem to have scattered over a convex surface stretching out to infinity) My head is so broken today. If I had a [...]