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Life’s Lesson #322

Emails are ghosts of a life past.

it happens whether you like it or not.

going northeast is not the same as going southwest

… even though they will both get you to the same point. eventually.

mostly applies to rush hour traffic

sometimes the longer road gets you there sooner than the shorter route. which has nothing to do with this:

The thing with takin chances is…

Sometimes it works, sometimes it dont. *shrugs*

multiple incorrect choices

while you can always check “option C) not sure”, you never get any points for it.

Life’s lesson #161

if the most exciting thing that ever happened to you was the one time you “almost won the lottery”, there’s something very wrong with how you’ve lived.

Addiction

noun: ad.dic.tion [uh-dik-shuhn] the point in life where you want to cut short a holiday – that’s been beyond anything you’ve ever dreamt of – to go home to a cup of karak.

life’s lesson #38

the higher you are, the harder you fall. (and no, this has nothing to do with nakheel’s bonds or the restructuring of dubai world)

it is what it is

A potter wears clay stains with as much pride as a soldier wears battle scars. MUHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

infinite loop #7

there are exceptions to norms. my broblem is i wish those exceptions were the norm.

time heals…

because age makes you senile. and if you’re lucky you get alzheimer’s too.

would i be late if no one could tell time?

boss came in to have a serious discussion with me about half an hour after i had walked in. boss: i realise we dont know anything about you me: you know more than you need to, what’s up boss: please dont be offended by the question, but, are you shia? me: what! what sort of [...]

priceless #37:

“you dont look like a bitch” – someone going through my fb albums for the first time. [eds: dont worry hem, we are sure there is a compliment in there somewhere]

i know the process for car registration. but i dont think i have all the answers

on taking multi tasking to a whole new level. two conversations i had simultaneously this morning: !?! says: hey wats the process for re-registration of the car billy (=+_+=) says: your car was new so it wont need testing go to one of these testing centers there is one close to your house in barsha [...]


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