January 12, 2012 – 10:05 am
SD: I don’t care I’m sick of pakistani boys and their mama drama. 4nd: woah 4nd: imagine a world where paki boys had baby mamas 4nd: the drama scale would explode SD: Yea. Except the only baby mamas they can ever have babies with are their own mamas.
August 14, 2011 – 7:09 am
May you be rid of nepotism and corruption.
a year ago Pakistan was hit by the worst floods in its history, affecting 20 million people. a year later, 800,000 people are still internally displaced, and the situation looks like this: there’s a beautiful collection of pictures from the flood @ The Atlantic’s In Focus. there’s a collection of beautiful photographs from pakistan 2 weeks [...]
i’m sitting here, with this blank expression, the way i feel, i wanna curl up like a child… If i told you once, i told you twice, you can see it in my eyes, im all cried out, with nothing to say, I need you, you need me, this is so plain to see and [...]
when i was in DC end of 2009, i hung out with my friend who was working on her phd. her topic was loosely something about pakistan being a failed state. her research covered lawlessness in the country, the fractured and ineffective government institutions and the use of pakistani infrastructure to route drugs out of [...]
February 15, 2011 – 4:02 am
and he doesnt like being woken up for prayer. i’ve avoided talking about raymond davis, even though i was in pakistan when it happened. becuase i’ve been informed i need to stay away from politics (and in the kitchen making sammiches). but im pakistani, and weaving conspiracy theories is kinda a national hobby. what’s laughable [...]
February 8, 2011 – 10:00 pm
the latest addition to the Joneses’ assets is 24/7 CCTV monitoring within their home, as opposed to everyone else who’re just installing the basic electronic/wireless security systems (“yawn!” i know, right?). – the closest pakistan will ever get to an egypt-style “revolution” is the french revolution.
January 30, 2011 – 1:22 pm
tonight’s menu: pasta, mutton joints, shami kebab, chappal kebab, fish, roast, chicken kerahi, aalo gobhi, roghni naan, aalo/matar chawal, boiled rice, kaali daal… and falooda for dessert. <3
January 4, 2011 – 8:04 am
Salman Taseer was reportedly shot dead in Islamabad this afternoon. His own paper wont update their website till 2 am pst. 8 years in publication and they still have the suckiest website ever. All I’ll say about the guy is that he was a very shrewed businessman. The end.
December 15, 2010 – 5:47 am
o.m.f.g. last night i laughed and cried at the same time as i watched these WIDEOs on repeat. if i wasnt watching them, i’d be IN them… “OH BABY WILL YOU BE MY JALEBI!!!” “DONT SAY MAYBE…” *sigh* home man… civic boyZ, “pimped out Santros”, BACHIAN!!! “credit”… sheba park… blood game (wtf?) MEMORIES, BITCHESSSS! [...]
December 11, 2010 – 4:17 am
[disclaimer: this excerpt is a conversation between two very close friends and might seem inappropriate or politically incorrect to people who are not close friends with the two people who are close friends with each other. dont be haters] T2: hey me: tassy!!! DUDE! i spoke to someone in china he sounded really smart… so [...]
November 9, 2010 – 1:23 am
O ye with the attention span of a squirrel on crack; ye who cannot read but likes to see bretty bikchurs. here, edjumacate yourself. THIS is pakistan. when the US isnt bombing it anyways. i finally got around to uploading the pictures. i plomise you’ll ‘like’ them.
September 26, 2010 – 8:22 am
“Give Pakistani infantry to Indian generals, and see how we take over the world” – Indian War Veteran who took part in “making a country (Bangladesh) in 15 days”. It was bittersweet talking to a “sworn enemy” on the current “condition” of Pakistan. What I loved about our conversation wasnt just how critical he was of [...]
September 22, 2010 – 3:43 am
the hotspot is one of lahore’s most awesome ice cream parlours (point of origination, islamabad). it’s so awesome, that their homepage is blocked by etisalat. it’s so kooky, it’s so weird, it makes me feel normal every time i visit. i fit right in. this time around i came across their amazing “bumper stickers” for indoor [...]
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