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and the world would implode.

January 12, 2012 – 10:05 am

SD: I don’t care I’m sick of pakistani boys and their mama drama. 4nd: woah 4nd: imagine a world where paki boys had baby mamas 4nd: the drama scale would explode SD: Yea. Except the only baby mamas they can ever have babies with are their own mamas.

By hemlock | Also posted in Pakistanis, Things People Say | Comments (1)

Photobombing – like a boss.

January 7, 2012 – 4:34 am

“i’m sexy and i know it – i work out (girl look at that body)” random person - Anse Lazio, Seychelles (31-Dec-11)

By hemlock | Also posted in The Social Experiment, Travel | Comments (6)

FYI.

December 2, 2011 – 6:54 am

basically.

By hemlock | Also posted in Humour, The Social Experiment, Women | Comments (23)

that’s got to be painful.

June 6, 2011 – 12:40 am

yeeouch!

By hemlock | Also posted in Humour, Women, WTF | Comments (5)

The one about drones [with pictures]

June 3, 2011 – 7:35 am

disclaimer: i typed out the following blog last week and still think it deserves to go up. just as a reminder to myself that i need to be less forgiving of jerks i keep around myself.   I don’t like talking. And I believe  I can count on my fingers the number of people I [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in Alice, The Social Experiment, Things People Say | Comments (3)

he’d rather be trapped in a mine than a marriage?

October 14, 2010 – 8:07 am

remember the 33 miners who were trapped for ever and ever (two months) and have just been rescued (like, yesterday)? well. somewhere along the collapse, when families and loved ones were holding vigils, one lucky guy had two women cheering for him. his wife and his mistress. (and trust fox news to report this).   [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in The Social Experiment, Things I Shouldn't Ever Write About, Women | Comments (6)

the best use of a 9mm – evAr

October 9, 2010 – 3:24 pm

*poke* . . *poke* . . . *poke**poke* . . *poke* . . . *poke* . . *poke?**poke?* . . . . . *poke**poke**poke**poke**poke* *poke**poke**poke**poke**poke**poke* . 0_o BANG! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! BANG! (eds’ note: the last one was for effect) and if you beat me at my game, playing by my rules, i deserve it.

By hemlock | Also posted in The Social Experiment | Comments (0)

clearly you havent visited “my blog”

October 1, 2010 – 5:45 pm

“how come you never talk about yourself?” umm… www.bohemianstate.com?

By hemlock | Also posted in The Social Experiment | Comments (0)

FYI.

September 5, 2010 – 1:53 am

No, the hemlock is NOT served “on the side”.

By hemlock | Also posted in The Social Experiment | Comments (0)

Hallelujah

April 20, 2010 – 3:36 pm

yes, they do. (ladies, you can thank me later). most importantly, spaghatta nadle and i are friends on facebook. SUCCESS!

By hemlock | Also posted in love, Sigh, The Guy, The Mad Critic, The Social Experiment, Things I Shouldn't Ever Write About | Comments (1)

(Shift + 8) x 4

April 15, 2007 – 2:54 pm

i wrote the worlds most amazing post. it’s dead. ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By hemlock | Also posted in Rants, Uncategorized | Comments (0)

the mortal perils of eating from a bachelor’s fridge

December 28, 2006 – 12:03 pm

So far my breakfast has comprised of chocolate and water. Water good, chocolate bad. But I cant help it. The chocolate is just sitting there in front of me, waiting to be et. It isn’t even as if I like it. It’s too dark for my taste… im more of a vanilla / caramel person. [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in Food | Comments (0)

Korean-hitler, hi-liter

September 23, 2006 – 3:15 pm

Today, well yesterday was my thermal exam. It’s at 8am. I’ve never had an 8am class in my life, except high school in which I was always promptly late at 8:30am. Back in the golden days all school started at 9:00 [mine starting at 8:50, but I was promptly there for 9am.] and there is [...]

By Monologist | Also posted in Humour, I Hate School, Uncategorized | Comments (0)

head-butt the jack-ass

July 11, 2006 – 9:11 am

so everyone wants to know what materazzi said to zidane that provoked him. D has already done a good job explaining an important part of it. here’s the prelude, as i heard: Regarding to what the argument was about, Zidane’s agent Alain Migliaccio said, “[Zidane] told me Materazzi said something very serious to him but [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in Rants, Worldcup | Comments (0)

Because you had a bad day- FOURZA ITALIA

July 10, 2006 – 8:54 pm

So after the world cup has finally sunk in, Italy has won and I’ve been synonymous with saying “FOURZA ITALIA!” like a mad woman in my family. See, not a lot of people here are following the world cup, because of work and the like. I propose that we have a national holiday when it’s [...]

By Monologist | Also posted in Worldcup | Comments (2)

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