Category Archives: Lists And Blahs
Overheard in New York
Guy: So I tried to set my password to “Penis”. Girl: […] Guy: It said my password wasn’t long enough. — —66th & Broadway I don’t think I’ve laugh so hard at vulgarity in a while.
You’re so stalkable
A few of my friends let it slip in random conversations things I haven’t stated to them directly but are floating around randomly in the web. “Ok, fine…I’ll admit it, I stalk your facebook, your everything online” N said. Coyly she said, “I’ve even googled you!” I smiled, as she stated the followup comment, “If [...]
random blehs.
I wake up before alarms are suppose to go off. I snooze for 10 more minutes, I have no idea why I snooze because it just teases me into thinking that I’m getting sleep, in actuality I’m thinking when the snooze will go off. I hardly get up, where I sit up, stretch and embrace [...]
While doing some spring cleaning
Last year, when R and I were stuck in the snowmageddon of Canada, we made a list of random stuff we would do for the new year. It was only today, that I found the tiny note pad as I was organizing my desk. Here’s the list: 1) Indoor skydiving [ We saw a sign [...]
Overwhelmed, underpaid, kissed in the park
(we interrupt your regularly scheduled blogging to bring to you an insufferable rant because hemlock is hyperventilating. regular blogging will resume either with monologist’s return or when hemlock collects her marbles – which seem to have scattered over a convex surface stretching out to infinity) My head is so broken today. If I had a [...]
i love interviews – cuz i’m neurotic like that
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Technically no. I’m the only one with my name in the whole wide world, and after being stalked I don’t think that’s so much of a good thing. My name though, incorporates my grandfather’s name on my mom’s side. 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Hmmm… I [...]
wanted
Sheets that magically make themselves up. Perferable in red, orange or yellow. 400 count minimum.
So I was thinking…
…It must really suck being Obama’s ex-girlfriends right now. ok, back to work!
If you would just look up.
I’ve been lost in thoughts that have such a strong grip on me, that I seem to travel through time unable to recount how I got from point A to point B, but fortunately they don’t stagnate me to the point that I can’t move. I’ve been lost in thoughts, so much that I seem [...]
tagged
1) I take hours manically cleaning every part of my room, then create tornado-like damages in a few minutes the morning after. After I’m done with my day, I really sometimes think that a tiny “mysterious person from the closet does the mischief. ” I close the closets every night. 2) I can stay put [...]
what not to do in ’09
meet Fred Syversen. he jumped off a cliff, literally. except he didnt mean to, but he did it anyways, and set the world record for the highest cliff jump. at 107 meters. i dont know, ive never been skiing, but having seen this video, im not sure it’s something i want to do in ’09. [...]