there arent any. instead, there are pictures. (it is tuesday, right? please dear god let it be tuesday). hahahaha. i hate it when i lose my black friend in the dark. AHAHAHAHA. i want a black friend too! in the dark… ehm. ctrl x-men. LOVE IT! i know right? ferris wheels are so flaky these [...]
Category Archives: Humour
Options arent all they are made out to be.
May 22, 2011 – 1:56 am
my brain is EX-PLODING! ha.ha. geddit? “ex” ploding? me: *sigh* i’ve pissed him off real bad, he hasnt msged in 3 days. owl: good. he’s a jerk. me: maybe i should msg him? something like “i love you” owl: HEMLOCK!!!!!1!!11!!!22@!!@!! NO! me: what? then i’ll be like, “sorry, wrong window” i passed out around midnight [...]
there’s also a warning sign that says “stay away”.
May 19, 2011 – 7:59 am
i recently changed my desks at work, which meant packing up all the knick-knacks like my F150 truck, zen garden, laser gun and more importantly random posters i’d stuck up. including one that said “STOP, you’re working too hard.” About a month ago, Owl had sent me this poster and OBVIOUSLY, it had to go up: AH! [...]
oh screw you internet
May 3, 2011 – 2:15 am
i updated my FB status to “diamonds are forever” and facebook instantly “recommends” these pages: bitches.
Making foucault proud
April 25, 2011 – 8:09 am
you guys think im joking when i dont update the blog with quality posts and you know, stuff that rocks your day. but it’s that time of life, when my daily conversations have been reduced to this: me:im a duck Owl: are you? me: yes i mean quack Owl: Fail. me:so’s your face. Owl: This [...]
April 24, 2011 – 3:16 am
so as we know, lately i’m brain-damaged. more so than usual. but this made me smile today, so tada! these days im oscillating between causality and postmodernism. someone i met a while back (a irish dude who wasnt drinking) called me postmodern-gen-Y (say hey! if you remember the mighty morphin power rangers. and napster). hmm. (p.s. [...]
WHAAA…! it’s a dirty free for all
April 10, 2011 – 8:01 am
“hemlock! he’s a super sweet guy, please dont corrupt him!” – friends, asking me not to … break a friend of theirs. but… but…!!! why would you say such a thing? 0_o oh, and also, jordanian – check. [keeping a track is now getting REALLY difficult. did i ever tell you about the tunisian/iranian mix? [...]
Recapping insanity.
March 28, 2011 – 6:28 am
when thinking about the direction you’re going to take, it helps to look back at where you’ve come from. puts things in perspective. 28 march 2004: when ms shetty came, hell broke lose. i took my dictaphone, placed it right under her mike, and took a back seat to watch the show. it was hilarious, [...]
^This. Like A Boss
March 27, 2011 – 3:51 am
when i grow up, i want to be so rich, that i can rent men… to destroy my 6-month old lamborghini gallardo with sledgehammers. — when i grow up and i’m 81 and have degenerative arthritis, i want to take a roadtrip like these guys: — when i grow up and become someone important, i want [...]
Gold
March 20, 2011 – 2:17 am
Pay my respects to grace and virtue Send my condolences to good Give my regards to soul and romance, They always did the best they could And so long to devotion You taught me everything I know Wave goodbye Wish me well.. You’ve gotta let me go – the killers “So habibi, ask me anything.” [...]
burning witches – made easier with flow chart.
March 13, 2011 – 7:41 am
there wasnt going to be an update today. but then the internet won.
consistency.
March 10, 2011 – 4:41 am
we has that. remember men in suits? here’s one more courtesy Mr Holmes: related listening. – on the subject of fonts: wait, what…? (im digging the strip).