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rights of passage

February 18, 2012 – 1:09 am

The Shah: Yes. Thank you. You’re a bridge. me: and you’re a troll instant attraction The Shah: Stop flirting with me. Mrs. troll will claw your eyes out. me: ehm. you started it you called me a bridge . The Shah: That’s true. me: but you’re right i shouldnt have been swayed so easy (pun. [...]

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you’re a wonderfully unique person

December 9, 2011 – 6:49 am

and so are you and you and you. season’s greeting from old spice.

By hemlock | Also posted in The Mad Critic | Comments (0)

FYI.

December 2, 2011 – 6:54 am

basically.

By hemlock | Also posted in Men, The Social Experiment, Women | Comments (23)

“the last bastion of automotive lust” indeed.

October 28, 2011 – 3:43 pm

endangered species

By hemlock | Also posted in The Mad Critic | Comments (0)

that must count for something?

September 8, 2011 – 12:45 am

SD: Jesus was 32 when he died. what have you done with your life? me: uh… uh… well, i know i havent written a book… SD: Jesus was 32 when he died. what have you done with your life? me: uh… i have followers on twitter (?)

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friends.

August 2, 2011 – 3:26 am

i met up with le ol’ gang after a very long time last night. a very long time. mouts: arent you going to eat anything? me: nah, i just had some cake from dubai mall. mouts: bloomingdales? me: heh, yeah mouts: red velvet with cream cheese? me: err… yeah…? mouts: you’re so predictable. me: what [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in Family, Food, The Social Experiment, Things People Say | Comments (5)

the lovables

July 15, 2011 – 5:36 pm

I wanna write you a blob, i promise, but i keep on getting distracted by life, and things. like this. ketteh had actually fallen asleep on the keyboard while i was attempting to check my 5000+ or so unread items on google reader. *sigh*. forever alone it is, i guess. (right now it’s fallen asleep [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in Chalo Chalo! Dabaiye Chalo!, Family, love, The Social Experiment, Things I Shouldn't Ever Write About | Comments (11)

this better be worth it.

July 4, 2011 – 11:57 am

it’s 7:57 pm and im still at work, thinking about leaving, but afraid that if i do, the sky will collapse and the world will stop spinning. my other coherent thoughts have been that i need to hire someone to moisturize my feet (since i cant seem to find time), and that i really, REALLY [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in Life At Work, The Social Experiment, WTF | Comments (7)

The one in which i have a midlife crisis.

June 27, 2011 – 3:44 pm

Ten days and no blob. What FAIL. It’s not that im super busy. It’s a combination of things like not having time at work to goof off (imagine that, tough luck, han?), or the energy, brain bower or internet at home to come up with something worthy. Oh. And somewhere along the last week, I [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in Alice, Family, love, The Social Experiment, Things I Shouldn't Ever Write About, Things People Say, Three Beautiful Things | Comments (12)

that’s got to be painful.

June 6, 2011 – 12:40 am

yeeouch!

By hemlock | Also posted in Men, Women, WTF | Comments (5)

Dont laugh at this.

June 4, 2011 – 1:49 am

Q: what do you call a black person flying a plane? A: a pilot. ehm.

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ishq alatool.

June 1, 2011 – 10:30 am

so i banged snoopy up pretty bad today. like really bad. i mean, in comparison, this incident seems like a joke. which it was, considering i DID get the scratches out using brake oil :) this time around, i’ve exceeded expectations like no expectations were ever exceeded before. so i msged owl saying, hey, guess what! [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in Chalo Chalo! Dabaiye Chalo!, The Social Experiment, Things People Say | Comments (5)

Tuesday’s happy thoughts.

May 24, 2011 – 5:01 am

there arent any. instead, there are pictures. (it is tuesday, right? please dear god let it be tuesday). hahahaha. i hate it when i lose my black friend in the dark. AHAHAHAHA. i want a black friend too! in the dark… ehm. ctrl x-men. LOVE IT! i know right? ferris wheels are so flaky these [...]

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Options arent all they are made out to be.

May 22, 2011 – 1:56 am

my brain is EX-PLODING! ha.ha. geddit? “ex” ploding? me: *sigh* i’ve pissed him off real bad, he hasnt msged in 3 days. owl: good. he’s a jerk. me: maybe i should msg him? something like “i love you” owl: HEMLOCK!!!!!1!!11!!!22@!!@!! NO! me: what? then i’ll be like, “sorry, wrong window” i passed out around midnight [...]

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there’s also a warning sign that says “stay away”.

May 19, 2011 – 7:59 am

i recently changed my desks at work, which meant packing up all the knick-knacks like my F150 truck, zen garden, laser gun and more importantly random posters i’d stuck up. including one that said “STOP, you’re working too hard.” About a month ago, Owl had sent me this poster and OBVIOUSLY, it had to go up: AH! [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in Life At Work, The Social Experiment | Comments (4)

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