AVB down, maya to go. peppermint spammed my cell with texts for armin’s concert. 23 points for target marketing. oh. also, let’s add a moroccan to this list. <3
Category Archives: Chalo Chalo! Dabaiye Chalo!
On The Border
one of my favourite eateries in dubai. not just because of the ambiance, but because of their bottomless nachos & salsa. and the walnut fudge brownie with vanilla ice cream? heaven. NACHOOOOO LIBRE! i love this picture because of the colours. :D
Futility 101
this morning habibis, SZR kinda looked like this. trippy. which is fine. it’s the desert, and we get fog. except i think on top of emirates towers was what looks like a window cleaner (i was quite a distance away, my bad if my conjecture is incorrect). given that windows in sky-scrapers are generally only cleaned once [...]
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ok. that’s it. ive figured it out. everything i’ve been told as a kid is a joke, it’s all a lie. let’s get one thing straight. i did not ask to be born. it was my parents’ desire (or mistake) so i dont see why i have to face the consequences. when you bring a [...]
Abu Dhabi – the sexiest thing since Dubai
ok so im like, 20 years late getting around to yas island, but i’ve been busy. ok? anyways. so oh.em.gee. doesnt that look like the smoothest, silkiest gravel you’ve ever laid eyes on? i have great blans for the F1 track and i. we’ll be getting very close very soon. also, checked out the golf [...]
home?
4 years in dubai. no more pages left on passport. exit. entry. exit. entry. run away. come back. run. dont. dhobi ka kutta…
Bad romance
as is tradition, i spent the entire weekend at sugar’s place and invariably had to take the girl’s out – because you know, girl’s just wanna have fun. this time around there was 8 of us in all, and while snoopy works fine for a family (at least mine), it’s kinda small for a family [...]
Dubai Summer Surprises
i’ve had a most surreal weekend which i hope to blog about eventually, but the most memorable thing was coming across a flute player at Jumeriah Beach Residence playing Noor Jehan’s songs. we got out of our cars and floating across JBR walk was the sweet sweet sound of flute. despite it being an outdoor [...]
the migratory birds of ramadan
this morning SD announced: “dude! ramadan starts on the 11th of august.” i’ve known that for a while now, but i thought it might have something to do with the fact that there is little to eat in my fridge – even though we did go grocery shopping last night. “yeah, i know. do we [...]
why cheetahs dont get osteoporosis
in the middle of a very serious discussion about osteoporosis post a night of heavy partying… artemis: so how come animals are so strong? they dont drink milk me: animals are strong because they eat grass. grass has lots of calcium artemis: no, i mean like cheetahs. cheetahs probably have very strong bones and stuff [...]
The one in which s**t gets done. kind of.
artemis: i’m going to stalk you and see what’s going on in your life. hmm. you havent updated your blog. me: well, you’re going on in my life and i havent really had time to blog. and since you are the update, you already know about it. but she’s right. people need to know what’s going [...]
the one in which history repeats itself
today’s post is brought to you by the punjabi proverb “jithey di khoti othey aan khaloti” by the time i got to owl’s place last night, she wasnt in. and i was outside her apartment after a long day and carrying half my apartment. about a million clothes hung on hangers, my bags, shoes etc [...]
Peace
it does not mean to be in a place where the is no noise, trouble or hard work. it means to be in the midst of all these things and still be calm in your head. – Anon
the one about the best laid plans
ive learnt time and time again – the hard way – to *not* make plans. and still the mind doesnt stop working, and the heart doesnt stop hoping and as a result your dreams get crushed over and over and over again. *cue alex kunnari’s lifter* plan no. 1: remember how the only thing i [...]
“drunk and hung-over are the only feelings i have left. you cant hurt those”*
“HAHAHAHAHAH! you look so miserable!” she-devil announced at 6:30 in the morning as i was ironing my clothes for work. yes, that’s because i FEEL miserable. faces do that. they sometimes reflect how you feel. on a sunday morning. especially if you havent had a good night’s sleep. 15 minutes of a hot soothing shower [...]





