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the lovables

July 15, 2011 – 5:36 pm

I wanna write you a blob, i promise, but i keep on getting distracted by life, and things. like this. ketteh had actually fallen asleep on the keyboard while i was attempting to check my 5000+ or so unread items on google reader. *sigh*. forever alone it is, i guess. (right now it’s fallen asleep [...]

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And so it comes to this.

June 13, 2011 – 1:49 am

“Get up, we’re going to get groceries,” Owl said shortly after I returned from work. “*Long suffering sigh* Does that mean I have to wear pants?” was my pained response. There are some days you just don’t feel like wearing pants. Yesterday was one of them. I’d been properly attired ALL day, and I just [...]

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ishq alatool.

June 1, 2011 – 10:30 am

so i banged snoopy up pretty bad today. like really bad. i mean, in comparison, this incident seems like a joke. which it was, considering i DID get the scratches out using brake oil :) this time around, i’ve exceeded expectations like no expectations were ever exceeded before. so i msged owl saying, hey, guess what! [...]

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Fuelled.

April 17, 2011 – 5:58 am

so snoopy’s getting its 80k service, because you know, that’s how cats roll. umm. simple math tells me ive purchased petrol worth aprox $5,500 over the last 2.6 years. rather, 13,416 liters of petrol, giving me average consumption figures of 5.96km/ltr. it’s a bit on the higher side, given snoopy does do about 7.7km/ltr on [...]

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WTF #7: Evil that men do

April 11, 2011 – 3:54 am

got an MMS this morning: me: you.are.so.evil. reply: i DID ask you about breakfast at the hyatt. you said no. me: you didn’t tell me veyrons would be involved. that couldve influenced my decision greatly.

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I can has death wish…

February 25, 2011 – 5:56 pm

There is not a sensation in the world like being covered in fumes, tire smoke and shreds of a pro drift car tearin two feet away from your face. they were doin this: while i stood here: I love you yas marina circuit. p.s. i’d put up real pictures, except i dont think im supposed [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in The Mad Critic, The Social Experiment, Things I Shouldn't Ever Write About | Comments (4)

let’s delay our misery

February 24, 2011 – 8:00 am

“stuff no one told me” is one of my favourite blogs out there. it’s smart, poignant, funny, and very wise. today’s post is epically awesome because a) it is – it’s just that great. and b) it’s a thought that’s been on my mind frequently these days. some friends of friends discovered me in dubai [...]

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woh kaghaz ki kashti

January 21, 2011 – 9:09 pm

@ the jumeirah beach, dubai. 21-01-2011.

By hemlock | Also posted in The Mad Critic | Comments (3)

there’s like, zero motivation

January 17, 2011 – 2:34 pm

it’s a sad gym to be in if the hottest person in the gym is you. unless it’s that time of the gym, in which case, it’s a sad time to be in said gym.

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nothing glitters anymore

January 11, 2011 – 3:52 am

socha kia kabhi tu ne ye, aye tum kahan se ho jao ge kahan ye socha? nahi re nahi… kaisee hai ye dunya dekho kaisay kaisay laug yaha tu ne inko hai pehchana? nahi re nahi… i got my passport renewed beginning of this month. and there’s nothing like the expiry date on your old [...]

By hemlock | Also posted in Alice, The Social Experiment | Comments (16)

Hubba hubba

January 8, 2011 – 3:50 pm

I’d blog about my Friday but it was too awesome for words. I was in a fluorescent green jacket that said “event staff” taking pictures at an exotic drag race at the yas marina. Right next to the concrete strip. Umm. Where modified jeeps were doing 0-220kmph in 10.2 seconds. When I spoke with one [...]

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the one in which i was ‘smokin’…

December 6, 2010 – 2:03 am

a few things have happened over the last few days and ive thought to myself “i should blog this”, but havent gotten around to doing it. but i should’ve since almost all of them have come back to bite me. like sometime last week i was thinking about how drastically my life has changed. i [...]

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UAE’s 39th

December 5, 2010 – 3:11 am

I’ve updated the Emarati blog with pictures from Thursday. Go see.

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In the love of all things that sparkle

November 25, 2010 – 6:24 am

continuing from my last bost, i was at the DIFC last night and oh.em.gee! it’s so shiny! and sparkly! and preeeety! im not sure if it was gladwell or someone else who wrote about our environment determining our attitudes on life; how a broken window is bound to lead to more broken windows and apathy… [...]

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Choti choti khushiyan

October 19, 2010 – 2:20 am

things that make my day for no apparent reason: did you see that?! didja didja didja?! i’ve only been meaning to pay my dewa bill for like, 3 months now. oh! and remember this where i said the crane was probably a window cleaner? TADA!!! i win! (seems like window cleaning takes a long time… [...]

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