got an sms from TFL yesterday afternoon:
“i miss you! i’m at the union station and someone here deserves a ya sala’am.”
i replied with a “ya sala’am in absentia”.
hope it reached whoever it was meant it reach. (and hope he did deserve it. hate wasted ya sala’ams)
setting up a tent in the desert can be lethal for a fresh manicure.
can you see the white mitsubishi in the middle of the picture?
you havent seen a sand dune unless you’ve seen liwa - baybeh!
February 28, 2010 – 9:08 am
WHEN and IF i get married, i want my wedding cake to look JUST LIKE THIS:
with bubblegum BINK icing and a dark chocolate hood and vanilla rims and isnt this the most yummilicious car you’ve ever seen? :D
i can so imagine going for a long drive in this car blasting:
LUSH <3:
Yeah, shake it up baby [...]
February 21, 2010 – 2:50 pm
woman jaywalking
please dont get run over by me
thank you kindly (=+_+=)
(though im not sure if an oriental smiley can pass for a syllable).
January 15, 2010 – 7:34 pm
when your older brother who is in town for a visit asks you the following question at 3 in the morning, coming back from a mutual friend’s house, there is a correct way of answering it, and an incorrect way of answering it.
bro (pointing at emi bOyZ in tinted 4×4s on beach road): is this [...]
January 11, 2010 – 2:23 am
Snoopy turned 50,000km old today. i dont know how i feel.
so i’ll just leave you with the numbers:
time spent with the engine running: 1050 hours, 25 minutes, 12 seconds
distance driven: 50,000 kms
average speed: 47.60 km/h
according to the numbers, ive spent 43.75 days in my car.
i heart snoopy.
January 5, 2010 – 3:10 am
the tallest building in the world cost USD 1.5 billion to build. it has 160 stories and the highest mosque in the world @ the 158th level. the observation deck is on the 124th floor - with a capacity of 30 people (revealed sources on conditions of anonymity - meaning i dont remember where i [...]
December 9, 2009 – 6:49 am
mark twain said he could live for two months on a good compliment.
i cant live on a compliment, i want my chai and stuff, but yes, compliments definitely cheer you up and make for great memories.
a few weeks ago, an H3 decided to chase me down al wasl road. i took the longer route via beach [...]
December 8, 2009 – 3:09 am
the last time there was a blast in lahore, i found out when i stepped into my office - with my boss asking if everything was ok back home. looking at my completely blank expression, he’d figured i hadnt heard the news, and asked me to call my folks and report back.
i’d returned to my [...]
October 31, 2009 – 1:07 pm
Tucked away in a little corner of Dubai Mall is a nondescript outlet of seemingly useless over-hyped movie paraphernalia – trinkets of little value – like magic wands of the harry potter lot – or bellatrix’s mask – or Indy’s whip…
Should you spare a moment and look closely, you’ll find things which stab at your [...]
October 21, 2009 – 3:25 am
1) own a ‘coral’ coloured Bentley. like this one:
why would someone do this to a perfectly awesome car? why? i showed this picture to my colleague who goes: “but it looks so good… imagine the car cruising down the roads of miami…”
“with a pimp inside…” i replied.
yesterday’s shock, coupled with this episode, wouldve totally cured [...]
October 11, 2009 – 2:22 am
…of my plans for world domination - Dr Evil, Austen Powers
D sat me down Friday evening and was like, “where do you see yourself five years from now?” – A question which arose because I categorically denied his allegation that I have problems “committing”, and that I “lack focus and clarity”.
“I have no idea,” I [...]
October 8, 2009 – 3:27 am
i was gonna tell you the perfect hair dryer settings are temperatures of 30 degrees and wind speeds of 100km/h, with Akcent’s ‘that’s my name‘ playing in the background…
and that despite all my reservations and adamant denial that anything made by nissan could ever be on my chart of “must-haves” (HEY! snoopy is not NISSAN), [...]
October 4, 2009 – 3:58 am
Censor courtship!
Drive against road rage!
Troll lock-down!
Dressing down short, short skirts!
Throwing out the boisterous with the bath water!
why did that guy have his hand down the hijabified girl’s shirt in FULL VIEW of EVERYONE at the restaurant? that’s a strange place to lose your keys. or marbles.
WTF?!
but more seriously. is it our dissatisfaction with out own [...]
September 29, 2009 – 4:18 am
So while I was in Lahore for eid – did I mention I was in Lahore for eid? – artemis was kind enough to point out “your blog has started to suck. You don’t do proper updates anymore.”
Guilty, but this verdict is a bit harsh, don’t ye think?
In a sense she was right and I [...]
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