*crickets chirping* someone needs to update this joint.
Category Archives: Blog
khalas.
April 3, 2011 – 7:04 am
kids, this blog’s dying tomorrow (april 4th, 2011), and we havent decided yet if we’re renewing our subscription for it for another year or not. since darshy and i have polar time zones, we’ve not had time to discuss alternative options either. maybe the State will be back, maybe it wont. maybe it’ll be back [...]
Recapping insanity.
March 28, 2011 – 6:28 am
when thinking about the direction you’re going to take, it helps to look back at where you’ve come from. puts things in perspective. 28 march 2004: when ms shetty came, hell broke lose. i took my dictaphone, placed it right under her mike, and took a back seat to watch the show. it was hilarious, [...]
Statistically speaking…
December 27, 2010 – 5:48 am
here you go sir, i make graph, only for you. special price. —- On a separate (darker) note, we teach you English: Missing white woman syndrome Missing white woman syndrome (MWWS) or missing pretty girl syndrome is a vernacular term for the alleged disproportionately greater degree of coverage in television, radio, newspaper and magazine reporting [...]
sometimes i feel like the Higgs boson*
November 7, 2010 – 3:25 pm
huston, we have a broblem. mostly me. gollum is secretly an eval existence torn between being smeagol and loyalty to frodo; and gollum, the bear of the ring… sometimes the call of the ring is far louder and its pull much stronger… do you even wonder why sam doesnt trust us… my preciousssss?! im so exhausted at [...]
Holy s(h)it(e)
September 6, 2010 – 6:41 am
wtf. 2000 posts eh? that’s some heavy shit. not what i was expecting to blog about. i joined blogger in september 2003 seven years ago. that’s 1/4th of my life right there. wow. im guessing the number of comments is close to accurate too, because when i erased my archives we had around 5000 comments [...]
Haiku.
June 30, 2009 – 9:52 am
I’ve got a puppy! And just like that there is much happiness and clarity in my life. Okay, I must confess that I don’t really actually have, in all technicalities have anything, nor if I did would it be a puppy. But I do have Chewie, for a week which is Ryan’s childhood dog. And [...]
sooo, that would make me sizzling hot!
April 11, 2009 – 10:38 pm
it would! we already know my unofficial IQ :D according to this study involving some 15,000 respondents, “there is a clear … positive association between physical attractiveness and intelligence. The more physically attractive … respondents are, the more intelligent they are.” we already know i’m smart, and by applying reverse logic, that would make me – [...]
JOY!
February 5, 2009 – 9:22 am
Ladies and gentlemen, we (D and i) are now proud owners of a photoblog! yeaye! ok, it may not be that big a deal, but frankly, i really miss the colour in my life. i live in a desert for crying out loud. the only thing bright (other than the sun) are neon lamborghinis – [...]
Spammers beware!
September 4, 2008 – 4:20 am
OMG! I just deleted 5 spam comments. And saved one non-spam comment from a DubaiGuy. DubaiGuy aren’t you lucky I found your comment? Yes, yes, yes you are. *Dances around* Some of my happiness is unexplainable. Like the fact that deleting spam on my blog gives me such great, utter joy. No one gets [...]
it’s darshy’s birthday
August 26, 2008 – 5:43 am
im bad with posting pictures of pretty cakes. so happy birthday D. here’s to a new year :)
And so they ask:
August 22, 2008 – 3:58 am
“Do you know how lucky you are? I’m foresakening my first love- football to be with you now” I smiled, sheepishly. “Well, well I reckon I am one of those lucky girls that doesn’t really realize how lucky they are, but yet secretly do.” “You better secretly do.” He smiled blushingly. “Do you have google [...]
green
April 20, 2008 – 4:22 am
we are going green at the State. cuz there is just too much pollution. i recognize some of you who have subscribed, but a lot more of the emails just seem like spam addresses or something. if you are a genuine subscriber (who has never commented for some absurd reason) drop me an email at [...]
SOS.
July 8, 2007 – 2:21 pm
Am I the only one that doesn’t give a rats ass about Live earth, global warming, the death of the ozone layer and blah? I mean, maybe I’m just really pessimistic but I really don’t think that little me, can truly make a difference, and what difference? The earth is already screwed up anyways, so [...]
Happy Birthday!
June 20, 2007 – 12:38 pm
So, umm, it’s like Hemlock’s birthday today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!