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i have an alter ego. these days it is called arshad mistri. on better days it is a washing liquid

Protected: 2011.

January 25, 2012 – 2:03 pm

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and the world would implode.

January 12, 2012 – 10:05 am

SD: I don’t care I’m sick of pakistani boys and their mama drama. 4nd: woah 4nd: imagine a world where paki boys had baby mamas 4nd: the drama scale would explode SD: Yea. Except the only baby mamas they can ever have babies with are their own mamas.

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Photobombing – like a boss.

January 7, 2012 – 4:34 am

“i’m sexy and i know it – i work out (girl look at that body)” random person - Anse Lazio, Seychelles (31-Dec-11)

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WTF Google

December 24, 2011 – 2:58 am
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you’re a wonderfully unique person

December 9, 2011 – 6:49 am

and so are you and you and you. season’s greeting from old spice.

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FYI.

December 2, 2011 – 6:54 am

basically.

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Ruins

November 24, 2011 – 6:31 am
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with “friends” like America

November 17, 2011 – 6:17 am

and i quote: LAST Friday, I took part in an unusual meeting in Pakistan’s capital, Islamabad. The meeting had been organized so that Pashtun tribal elders who lived along the Pakistani-Afghan frontier could meet with Westerners for the first time to offer their perspectives on the shadowy drone war being waged by the Central Intelligence [...]

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Scary.

October 31, 2011 – 4:23 pm

cant decide which i like more; the song or the video.

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“the last bastion of automotive lust” indeed.

October 28, 2011 – 3:43 pm

endangered species

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“Literally”

October 17, 2011 – 9:35 am

all in all you’re just: another brick in the wall. nice.

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family drama

October 12, 2011 – 12:14 pm

so just before i fell asleep a couple of nights ago, i pinged ze bro on his facebook. apparently it unleashed torrential floods. my mom’s reply is in green, and it was super cute, cuz she called me later in teh evening mentioning how her eyes wouldnt stop watering and she had to walk out [...]

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snow leopards of pakistan.

September 23, 2011 – 8:19 am

part 1 of the must watch documentary. not to be confused with domestic cats.

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Hot damn! i DO make the world a better place.

September 12, 2011 – 6:43 am

Marc’s and angel’s blog is one of my all time favourites. mostly because it’s useful, unlike most of the sites i visit on the interwebs. i came across this brilliant post which HAD to be responded to, mostly to remind myself WHY i like me so much :) they’ve listed 139 things (one’s a repeat), [...]

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that must count for something?

September 8, 2011 – 12:45 am

SD: Jesus was 32 when he died. what have you done with your life? me: uh… uh… well, i know i havent written a book… SD: Jesus was 32 when he died. what have you done with your life? me: uh… i have followers on twitter (?)

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