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i have an alter ego. these days it is called arshad mistri. on better days it is a washing liquid

a day out with kuwaiti dolphins

repeat after me:
23 is LESS than 24
23 is LESS than 24
23 is LESS than 24
23 is LESS than 24
23 is LESS than 24
23 is LESS than 24
23 is LESS than 24
23 is LESS than 24
23 is LESS than 24
23 is LESS than 24
23 is LESS than 24
23 is LESS than 24
23 is LESS than 24
23 [...]

the spy who shagged me

im not a lol-cat person but i *do* adore persian cats and this picture is just too cute.

i dont know the source of this picture but if anyone does, lemme know.

US adventures in blunderland and other stories

i woke up today and was grateful for being able to read.
i actually got an arabic copy of  ”eat, pray, love” for sugar, and then was wondering how the translation read and if the arabic version was as good as the english one. one thought led to another and then to what all i take [...]

Overheard in corridors

the one where two birds were killed with one stone:

“she’s such a bitch. he totally deserves her.”

the one where form follows function:

“women were built for comfort, not speed.”

lovers at first sight, in love forever…

got an sms from TFL yesterday afternoon:
“i miss you! i’m at the union station and someone here deserves a ya sala’am.”
i replied with a “ya sala’am in absentia”.
hope it reached whoever it was meant it reach. (and hope he did deserve it. hate wasted ya sala’ams)

the great thing about family photos…

is the fun you have messing around with them.

bness, you make a great frenchman.

Milestones

i’ve reached a point in my life where i’m desperate for a decent nail-file.
what a life it’s been.

stuff they never tell you on tv

setting up a tent in the desert can be lethal for a fresh manicure.

can you see the white mitsubishi in the middle of the picture?
you havent seen a sand dune unless you’ve seen liwa - baybeh!

the one where work drove me crazy

ive been manic busy over the last few weeks (and weekends) but this week was just nuts. my head is cracked in multiple places. permanently.
so here is what made my day today.
a yellow F-150 truck.

LUSH. isnt this the LUSHEST machine you’ve seen since the BINK dodge?
i shouldve totally chased the driver and brought him home [...]

yes, but is this a “Eureka!” moment?

the reason i couldnt find my pencil was cuz it was in my hair.

you know you look so good…

WHEN and IF i get married, i want my wedding cake to look JUST LIKE THIS:

with bubblegum BINK icing and a dark chocolate hood and vanilla rims and isnt this the most yummilicious car you’ve ever seen? :D
i can so imagine going for a long drive in this car blasting:

LUSH <3:

Yeah, shake it up baby [...]

whatever that means

met up with a friend from NCA after four years. and our last meeting before that was in 2003. he was a really good friend, we just hung out with different people.
during dinner, when i was telling him how i ended up as a banker, he goes:
“yeah, back in college when your name would come [...]

what do a rabbit, a dog and a frog have in common?

not much, i guess.
it’s thursday. i was going to put up a post, but in the interest of the general welfare of the masses, decided against it.
here, instead, are funnies i got from the shoebox blog.

and then some:

i leave you with words of wisdom from the website:
Newly imposed regulations on credit card companies take effect [...]

Ayo Technology

the more i use office 2007, the dumber i get.
instead of hitting alt+alphabet keys to load menus, i now have to:
1) activate the mouse
2) shift focus from what i was doing to the brightly coloured set menu header
3) sift through 7-8 tabs, of which only one can be accessed at a time
4) look for an [...]

de-duck-tive logic

Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.

Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.

Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.

Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: …because they’re [...]

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