speaking to someone after 14 years (we grew up together): H: hemlock! why arent you married yet? me: there are no guys around here, you got any in NY? H: there’s plenty of guys in NY. what are you looking for? me: find me someone who doesnt drink. H:[pause] there are no guys in NY. [...]
Author Archives: hemlock
sunshine and messages that make you smile
May 13, 2012 – 4:10 am
T2: Missing you sooooo much T2: Specially today T2: I am at a caribbean beach T2: In a cabana T2: With a hammock T2: Ten steps from the beach T2: All I need is you! le sigh. have a good holiday my friend. seeing you happy makes me happy :)
sonnets and not so much.
April 23, 2012 – 1:14 am
someone made me a poetry. Gerry Don’t be merry Because you’re so very Ordinary On the contrary We can meet on the prairie With pixie dust and fairies But if he’s really hairy You’ll have to go with Kerry And i will stop rambling now thank you. much appreciate. i feel like having a limerick [...]
Now playing Bollywood.
April 4, 2012 – 9:16 am
ahahahaahahahahah. “chai main dooba bisKUT ho gaya…” i love it!!! [eds' note: we fear hemlock may have lost it completely.]
When you have it all, what more is there to want?
April 2, 2012 – 8:12 am
it must be tough being a jigsaw puzzle. countless hours are spent trying to piece it together, resulting in frustration, intrigue and resentment. yet once the picture is complete, it gets framed and hung on a wall, never to be played with again. a new puzzle is acquired and the cycle repeated. i’m glad some [...]
water water everywhere
March 28, 2012 – 3:00 am
i miss the times when the interwebs was interesting.
family drama
October 12, 2011 – 12:14 pm
so just before i fell asleep a couple of nights ago, i pinged ze bro on his facebook. apparently it unleashed torrential floods. my mom’s reply is in green, and it was super cute, cuz she called me later in teh evening mentioning how her eyes wouldnt stop watering and she had to walk out [...]
snow leopards of pakistan.
September 23, 2011 – 8:19 am
part 1 of the must watch documentary. not to be confused with domestic cats.
Hot damn! i DO make the world a better place.
September 12, 2011 – 6:43 am
Marc’s and angel’s blog is one of my all time favourites. mostly because it’s useful, unlike most of the sites i visit on the interwebs. i came across this brilliant post which HAD to be responded to, mostly to remind myself WHY i like me so much :) they’ve listed 139 things (one’s a repeat), [...]
that must count for something?
September 8, 2011 – 12:45 am
SD: Jesus was 32 when he died. what have you done with your life? me: uh… uh… well, i know i havent written a book… SD: Jesus was 32 when he died. what have you done with your life? me: uh… i have followers on twitter (?)