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Monthly Archives: December 2009
or i could make you a princess by marrying you off to a prince
December 26, 2009 – 1:44 am
i was teaching my 6 & 9 year old (2nd) cousins origami swans when the 3-year old rushes up, plops herself in my lap, and says: “hemmie! can you make me a twincess?!” hmm. actually, i vaguely recall making a intricate crowns – but no twincesses. dammit. goooooooooogle! where are you!
do *you* observe “halal”?
December 25, 2009 – 1:00 am
i wish i could answer that without getting into a f*cking philosophical debate with myself. yes, i would like to have *halal* no, i do not judge you for not observing halal (ok, maybe i think it’s a bit weird, but then, im a tourist, so i can afford to be judgmental) no, i do [...]
it’s all in the brand, baby!
December 22, 2009 – 11:19 pm
on the subject of things mildly amusing, i came across this website on branding – stuff that was relevant once upon a time. Anyways, according to them, of the best and worst designed logos of 2009, the 3rd worst identity award goes to: any guesses? bwahahaha… the website says: (…) In an effort to improve [...]
heath ledger was here. before me.
December 21, 2009 – 12:10 pm
people who come after me will say “hemlock was here”. batman truck flip. but of course. did you guys know Gotham City was in the US? Chicago, to be more specific? the joker was here. as was i. *giggle* “anarchy shall prevail forever”. in other news, i’m apparently an INFP. other great INFPs are calvin [...]
SNOW!!!
December 21, 2009 – 1:09 am
the last time it snowed on me, i was in kalabagh, nathiagali – 12 years ago. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!
“visas denied.” didnt think i’d live to see this day…
December 17, 2009 – 2:51 am
hahahahahahahahahahahha. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha. this is AWESOME. the story’s TOTALLY MADE MY DAY. Pakistan Reported to Be Harassing U.S. Diplomats (seriously yo! is that even possible?) (Pakistan is)… mounting what American officials here describe as a campaign to harass American diplomats… The campaign includes the refusal to extend or approve visas for more than 100 American officials [...]
ethiopian family portrait
December 16, 2009 – 3:52 am
— Disclaimer: read this in a book of “offensive racist jokes” a million years ago. it’s stuck in my head. now it’s gonna be stuck in yours. bwahahaha.
wise words. or are they?
December 16, 2009 – 3:16 am
“the prospect for happiness is something you shouldn’t sacrifice for anything.” – meeks cuz, if you think about it, it’s just a prospect. it’s not happiness itself.
of material (in)significance
December 15, 2009 – 5:37 am
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! the GM’s bengali cook showed up at the bank today. i’ve been at his case to teach me how he makes biryani. im not a fan of rice/rice dishes traditionally, but this guy’s biryani *is to die for*. and i dont make such statements about food items i generally pass up. so yeah. every [...]
“deep” thoughts
December 10, 2009 – 3:07 am
You know who Holly Golightly reminds me of? Dory, from finding nemo. especially this part. where near the end of the movie dory pleads with marlin to not leave: Marlin: It’s over, Dory. We were too late. Nemo’s gone and I’m going home now. Dory: No..no, you can’t! Stop! Please don’t go away. Please? No [...]
stuff
December 9, 2009 – 9:17 am
more qdb. “Go act mature somewhere else. This is the internet buddy.” ——— <skywalker> hi <sexiann> hey <skywalker> how are you? <sexiann> luke, i need to tell you something <skywalker> what is it babe? <sexiann> i know i should probably say this 2 you face-2-face, but im nervous <sexiann> we’ve been going out 4 a [...]
random wtfs
December 9, 2009 – 6:49 am
mark twain said he could live for two months on a good compliment. i cant live on a compliment, i want my chai and stuff, but yes, compliments definitely cheer you up and make for great memories. a few weeks ago, an H3 decided to chase me down al wasl road. i took the longer route [...]
when Oasis dont grate your nerves
December 9, 2009 – 3:07 am
Slip inside the eye of your mind Don’t you know you might find A better place to play You said that you’ve never been But all the things that you’ve seen They slowly fade away And so, Sally can wait She knows it’s too late As we’re walking on by Her soul slides away But [...]